December 2011
Dec 30th
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lana nd tash r da best dey r so hot and wood luv 2 show u but we cnt take foto nd i just made keyboard greasy lol im hot x0x0 dani is ugly 
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
I’m home and listerined and feeling phre$h. saklnxlaskmlas but iffy idk i think i’m tired. 
Dec 28th
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I’m shitty Cuntstomers shit me today I can’t be fucked moving I’m angry I just want to swim It’s hot GEpIJNKLNDSKLMSKLXMS”LXS FONXMS”X alright, calming down
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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lukeisaloser replied to your post: Home again. Difinitely DIFINITELY.
Dec 28th
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isthereanybodyaliveoutthere replied to your post: Home again. dats not all u blew that u shouldnt hav LOL LMFAO It’s like you know my life :P 
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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Home again.
Awesome day in the city with Luke, and Lana and Ben for a lil bit too. Blew more money that I shouldn’t have blown. Thinking about refunding some shit I bought the other day and buying this awesome dress/skirt thing from Off Ya Tree, which I know I will get a shitload more use out of anyway. Mmmm money. 
Dec 27th
I’m home.. and I think I’m going out again soon. You know what I’m not doing? MY HOMEWORK.
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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“i clogged a toilet in paris with my atomic shit”
– lana
Dec 25th
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LANA TOOK A SHIT IN PARIS AND CLOGGED THE TOILET AND SHE HAD TO GO DOWN TO RECEPTION TO ASK THEM TO UNCLOG IT AND THEY ONLY SPOKE FRENCH
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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I’m back to normal strength wiping and regular cunt size. Thank god.
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dedicating my life to acheiving zooey deshanel/katy perry’s hair Hello extensions and hair dye.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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isthereanybodyaliveoutthere replied to your post: isthereanybodyaliveoutthere replied to your photo:… He kind of is though… I mean, come on… BEN IS NOT FUNNY NEVER FUNNY HE IS HORRIBLE AND BLAND 
Dec 24th
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isthereanybodyaliveoutthere replied to your photo: This is the height difference between h3ath/ben… That cunt’s wearing a toga. he be wearin’ my favourite skirt as a toga/poncho. thinks he’s funny. NAWWWHT. 
Dec 24th
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h3ath replied to your post: h3ath replied to your post: My house got struck by… omfg your house was STRUCK BY LIGHTNING yeah dude. how insane is that? it was like this incredible bang, and then everything went black except my laptop because that baby runs on battery too and i was like ocdsjlcdslcdsjpc;dsm and ran around for a bit and thats my story. 
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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lookinglost replied to your post: I’ve gained two followers by breaking my vagina… Fuckin love masturbation and a normal strength wipe. everyone loves masturbation and a normal strength wipe.
Dec 24th
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h3ath replied to your post: My house got struck by lightening and it broke the… are you jk na legit dude
Dec 24th
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My house got struck by lightening and it broke the internet. Then dad fixed it. 
Dec 24th
studentcrossing-deactivated2012 asked: /changes caption :(
Dec 24th
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r0lyat replied to your photo: Hullo Christmas. v purdy thanks taylor ^.^
Dec 24th
puremoaning asked: merry xmas faggot i want to do something soon okay cunt xoxoxoxx
Dec 24th
studentcrossing-deactivated2012 asked: merry Christmas lovely :) xx
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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My internet has been capped for three days, and won’t be uncapped till tomorrow. I’m seriously beginning to have Ebay withdrawals.  ALL THIS MONEY AND I CAN’T SEE THE PICTURES UGHKLSNFLCDNS ALL I WANT IS MORE GIFTS FOR ME FROM ME
Dec 24th
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isthereanybodyaliveoutthere replied to your post: oops i thought catpolitics was the one who broke her vag, that’s why i commented and said i love everyone. well this is an awkward way to get an add on tumblr, by commenting on an unknowns broken vag post. merry christmas!! I am very sorry to hear about your impaired vaginal function, stranger on the internet. I appreciate your concern. I hope...
Dec 24th
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sandywhorehol replied to your post: I’ve gained two followers by breaking my vagina… touch wood you havent fucked the nerves omg. i would cry for you. omfg. do not say such a terrible, terrible thing.
Dec 24th
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get-yr-groove-back asked: oops i thought catpolitics was the one who broke her vag, that's why i commented and said i love everyone. well this is an awkward way to get an add on tumblr, by commenting on an unknowns broken vag post. merry christmas!!
Dec 24th
I’ve gained two followers by breaking my vagina and posting it about it online. I motherfucking love the internet. Vagina update - Swelling has gone down, no more bleeding. Return to masturbation and normal-strength wiping within the next few days, hopefully. Also, Christmas was pretty good. Wogfam deal is over till New Years Day. Hopefully I manage to be not-drunk at the wogfam table for...
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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catpolitics replied to your photo: You can’t quite tell, but I’m sunburnt and my vag… how does one break their vag? You cop a knee to the cunt. My clitoris literally consumed Ben’s knee. It swelled up, and there was blood. It is broken. FUCKING. BROKEN. 
Dec 22nd
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